You've survived every flare before this. Rate your pain 1-10. Can you think clearly? Do you need immediate medical help?
Emergency NumbersMake Recipe 1 immediately. Dehydration makes everything worse. 2-minute Emergency Electrolyte Slush can save your day.
Recipe 1Get to your safest, most comfortable position. Bed, couch, floor - wherever hurts least. Lower is often better.
Positioning GuideText your emergency contact using pre-written messages. Don't try to explain - just alert them you're flaring.
Contact TemplatesIf you can manage more food, choose 1-spoon recipes. Your body needs fuel to fight through this.
Emergency RecipesThis will pass. You don't need to be productive. You don't need to explain. Just survive until it gets better.
Recovery TipsThese recipes are designed for when thinking is impossible and movement is minimal. Memorize Recipe 1.
Find recipes you can actually manage right now. Every recipe tested during real flares.
Tip: Screenshot this section or print it. Keep copies by your bed, in bathroom, and with emergency supplies.
Click to expand detailed protocols for specific crisis situations:
"Having a severe flare. Can't talk but I'm safe. Please check on me in [TIME]. If urgent, text don't call."
"Need help but can't explain. Can you: [bring food/pick up meds/sit with me/walk my pet]? No talking needed."
"Cognitive function very low. Can't make decisions. Please handle [THING] however you think best. Thank you."
"Experiencing a medical emergency. Will be unavailable [today/this week]. Will update when able. Please don't call."
"Severe symptom flare. Cannot do video calls. Can respond to urgent emails slowly. Thank you for understanding."
"Experiencing severe flare. Symptoms: [list]. Have tried: [list]. Pain level [#]/10. What should I do? Can't come in today."
"Medication question: [MEDICATION NAME]. Think I [missed dose/took twice/running out]. Pharmacy closed. Please advise."
Fill this out when you're feeling okay. It saves locally and creates a card for your wallet/phone.
When you can't talk
Share this with family, friends, or caregivers so they know how to help during severe flares
Copy these exactly - they can send them when thinking is impossible: